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  1. mcqueenlovesme:

    thehassassination:

    drewster321:

    donthatemecusimbeautiful:

    Doug Locke - #ThisCouldBeUs

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  2. saythankyoumaster:

    I will use you however I please.

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    onlylivingwitness:

    Thanks For Sharing (2012)

    :d

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  4. maliciousmelons:

    my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

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  6. uglyh:

    I’m really jealous of girls with cute laughs because it’s probably such a turn off when a guy tells a joke and I start making seal noises.

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  10. the-dick-lord-levi:

    So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

    And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

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  12. oldmanstephanie:

    "Fuck You, Old People" — Group Piece at CUPSI 2014

    "By the way, you can’t actually pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. That’s now how physics works."

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  13. thatfunnyblog:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

    thatfunnyblog:

    This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

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  14. http://grapejellyking.tumblr.com/post/96326953721/babycakesbriauna-screengeniuz

    babycakesbriauna:

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    thecityofpawnee:

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    tea-in-the-tardis:

    bakuraryou:

    OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS

    image

    AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A…

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  15. beatonna:

King Baby says No

    beatonna:

    King Baby says No

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  17. titytwochainz:

    remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like

    image

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  19. voodouqueen:

    lovelyandbrown:

    grandmasterbooty:

    Distressing Video Captures EXACTLY How Cops Treat Black People

    I had to reblog this again because it just reduced me to tears. 

    As most of you know, I am an attorney. And I am an attorney licensed in Minnesota. This is the state where I took an oath last year to uphold state and federal laws and to protect the rights of the citizens.

    It PAINS me to see this. To see these unjust cops who I for all intents & purposes, have to stand along side. When they are abusing EVERY SINGLE OUNCE of POWER. Minneapolis/St. Paul have BEEN a war zone. I’m ashamed. I’m embarrassed.

    Not all officers are bad. Please don’t let that be the take away. But police brutality is VERY FUCKING REAL. 

    Watch this. If this doesn’t move you, if this doesn’t make you cry out in agony and want to change the world, I don’t know what will.

    [trigger warning]

    This is fucking bone chilling bc i recognize this skyway i know exactly where this is i have walked where this man was crying out assaulted i have seen that woman as well she harassed my mom before im pretty sure this is scary i never realized how bad it is in st paul too

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