do you understand now?
the fuck did she just say
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straight boy problem #72
not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
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Americans and Mexicans playing volleyball over the border in Arizona
Anonymous asked: are there any downsides to having lesbian parents? like were you ever bullied for it when you were little?
well this annoying thing happens like every day:
I JUST SHOWED MY MOMS THIS AND NOW THEY THINK THEY’RE INTERNET CELEBRITIES
my chopsticks know i’m white
So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?
ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading
Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.
for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:
this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit
Portraits Of Boston Marathon survivors see runners returning to the finish line to look back. See more of these inspiring photos here.
Photographer Robert X. Fogarty of Dear World, a message-on-skin photography project, prepared the portraits of the survivors.
Pretty much… If you follow me, send me something on kik: Deggkanan. I super bored.
When someone annoying is talking to you
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Hi, there! c: I'm Lauren, and I'm...
-From New York
»my face c:
»lauren goes to college
» ask away!
P.S. Have a good day! :3