LEGASP.

    • teacher: do you understand now?
    • me: yeah, totally
    • teacher: walks away
    • me: the fuck did she just say
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  1. (Source: coolscar, via jakobian)

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  2. straight boy problem #72

    vinylspinner:

    not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay

    (via askinnyblackman)

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  4. turkey-imported-from-maine:

    firelorcl:

    meladoodle:

    i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

    a dentist

    i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

    (via askinnyblackman)

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  6. accioguitardis:

    cyberunfamous:

    trillow:

    how much do islands cost i want one

    Less than a college education

    image

    what the fuck

    (via askinnyblackman)

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  8. (Source: bobsburgerscaps, via askinnyblackman)

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  9. stunningpicture:

Americans and Mexicans playing volleyball over the border in Arizona

    stunningpicture:

    Americans and Mexicans playing volleyball over the border in Arizona

    (via askinnyblackman)

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  10. Anonymous asked: are there any downsides to having lesbian parents? like were you ever bullied for it when you were little?

    rorpie:

    rorpie:

    well this annoying thing happens like every day:

    I JUST SHOWED MY MOMS THIS AND NOW THEY THINK THEY’RE INTERNET CELEBRITIES

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  12. hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

    hotwhiteguy:

    my chopsticks know i’m white

    (via askinnyblackman)

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  13. not-terribly-elegant:

    theroguefeminist:

    image

    We’re we.

    Here fuck.

    We’re shit.

    Queer up.

    (via thewaitisogre)

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  15. amischiefofmice:

orfs:

averyterrible:

thisplaceisdespair:

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:


this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

    amischiefofmice:

    orfs:

    averyterrible:

    thisplaceisdespair:

    flatluigi:

    stormingtheivory:

    So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

    holy shit

    ok, why the fuck is the graph upside down. that is incredibly misleading

    Because its from the Florida Department of Justice, and they have a mandate here.

    for those who have trouble inverting it in their head, ftfy:

    image

    this is some of the most blatant twisting of info i have ever seen holy shit

    (via rawrlexiibkrazii)

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  16. huffingtonpost:

    Portraits Of Boston Marathon survivors see runners returning to the finish line to look back. See more of these inspiring photos here. 

    Photographer Robert X. Fogarty of Dear World, a message-on-skin photography project, prepared the portraits of the survivors.

    (via ellosteph)

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  17. Pretty much… If you follow me, send me something on kik: Deggkanan. I super bored.

  18. weloveshortvideos:

    When someone annoying is talking to you

    (via innuendothoughts)

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